Got a boring business?
We'll bring you
boring clients.
HeyBoring is an AI sales rep for the businesses that built America — the ones that aren't trying to be exciting and don't need to be. We find the property managers, HOA boards, and operators who actually buy what you sell, write a cold email to each one, send it from your Gmail, and reply when they bite.
- 9:02hunterscored 7 leads in Orlando metro
- 9:14outreachdrafted email to jorge@cagan.com
- 9:14outreachsent — 1 of 25 today
- 9:31outreachdrafted email to lisa@suncoast.com
- 10:07replierreply from sarah@palmgrove.com
- 10:07replierclassified: INTERESTED (0.94)
- 10:08replierauto-sent reply with proposal hook
- 13:00followupbumped 4 stale threads
- 18:00reporterEOD digest delivered to your inbox
Five agents.
One inbox. Yours.
Most "AI sales tools" are a chat box and a vibe. We built five purpose-narrow agents that hand work to each other — like a small sales team that doesn't sleep, doesn't quit, and doesn't ask for commission.
Specific. Short.
Sounds like you.
The Outreach agent is forbidden from using "I hope this finds you well", "circle back", or "15 minute call." It must reference one verifiable detail about the prospect's business. If it can't find one, it skips the lead and tells you why — instead of generating sludge.
- Opener references a specific, verifiable fact
- Proof element from your existing client list
- Pain point named in operator language, not jargon
- Low-commitment CTA — no calendar invites
- Capped at 90 words, signed by a real person
Jorge,
Noticed Cagan manages 14 HOA communities across Lake and Orange counties, including Sunset Pines and Palm Grove Estates.
We run common-area maintenance for HOAs in the Orlando/Tampa corridor, including portfolio work for Lessen and AH4R. Most of our HOA clients switched because their previous vendor was missing visits during summer growth — we use route-based scheduling that doesn't skip.
Want me to do a free walk-through on one of your properties? I'll send a written assessment with pricing, no obligation.
Emilio Sanchez, Monster Cuts
1-866-785-2967
From signup to first send
in under ten minutes.
Cheaper than a VA.
Apollo included.
A virtual assistant doing cold outbound runs you $399 for 20 hours/month + an Apollo seat (~$99/mo) + the time to manage them. HeyBoring is a flat monthly fee, Apollo is bundled in, and there's no one to manage. Cancel anytime.
- ~3 sends/day · ~90/month
- Apollo lead data included
- Human review on every send (week 1)
- Daily report email
- Email support
- ~8 sends/day · ~250/month
- 1 Gmail account
- Apollo lead data included
- Human review on every send (week 1)
- Daily report email
- ~16 sends/day · ~500/month
- Autonomous send on high-confidence drafts
- Reply handling + 3/7/10-day followups
- Quote PDF generation
- Priority support
- ~33 sends/day · ~1,000/month
- Multi-Gmail / multi-mailbox
- Custom voice + ICP tuning
- Slack-channel support
- Dedicated onboarding
Things people ask before they buy.
How is this different from a generic AI email tool?
Will my emails go to spam?
Why do I have to wait for activation after signing up?
What if the agent writes something dumb?
Do I need to provide my own data sources?
Can I see drafts before they send?
What does cancellation look like?
Stop writing cold emails.
Start reading replies.
Two-minute setup. From $199/month. Cancel anytime.